Once a upon a time…there was an ex Olympian athlete, no longer in his prime named Milon.
Milon wanted to prove his strength by trying to pull apart a tree trunk with his bare hands that had been partially split by a woodcutter.
However, the wedge holding the trunk open fell out trapping his hand.
Milon, helplessly trapped in the tree, died being devoured by wild animals.
His medal from the games lay at his feet as a reminder of his past glories and accomplishments.
Be careful or your ego may bite you in the ass.
Go Team Canada!